Will is probably the least funny member of the group. Because he's fat, he grew up idolizing Chris Farley's sloppy brand of comedy. Will was also a member of the notorious ska band "The Elbow Jockeys"; but during his senior year of high school he accidentally drank a quart of antifreez, and his singing voice has never been the same since. After being booed off the stage as a musician, Will turned all of his creative focuses towards becoming a ventriloquist. Eventually he realized the high level of faggotry that is involved in ventriloquism, so he reunited with all of his former pals to try and make movies that are funnier than ventriloquists.